sakit bang...
ada dua orang sepasang suami isteri baru balik dari pasar...
selepas itu mereka menyediakan tuala kecil untuk mengelap darah....selepas itu si suami berkata :
SUAMI : yang,jomlah kita buat projek..
ISTERI : oklah bang..
mereka pun memulakan projeknya..
ISTERI : sudahlah bang,sakitlah bang....sakit. i x tahan lagilah..sakitlah..
SUAMI: alah x syok lah kalau cam nie..
ISTERI : sakitlah bang,i x larat lagi nak projek..tengok tangan ,kaki saya dah berdarah...aduh..sakitlah..
SUAMI: alah sikit je lagi....
ISTERI:tapi saya dah x larat..walaupun skit...aduh..bang makin banyak darahnya bang....
kalau anda bijak,apakah yang mereka lakukan ?tengoklah jawapannya di bawah....
JAWAPAN: MEREKA SEDANG MEMBUKA DURIAN...BUAT SUSPEN KAMU AJE..MEREKA BUKAN MELAKUKAN PERKARA YANG SEKS..HE..HE..
---- sumbangan: ahmad
19 Comments:
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By jkk, at April 20, 2011 at 12:50 AM
heran saya...bukak durian pun guna kaki ke?
By Anonymous, at August 5, 2011 at 9:14 AM
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By Anonymous, at February 6, 2012 at 8:30 PM
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By cerita sex dewasa, at October 27, 2012 at 7:55 AM
bangang.lawak yg x lawak lngsung.orng buka durian takkan smpu cmtu sekali
By Anonymous, at November 3, 2012 at 2:31 AM
laahh... xknah lngsung ade plak bkak drian smpu brdrha xknlah. ank buah aku pn tau bkak drian xdelah smpi nk brdrah2 mcm tu skli
By Anonymous, at November 11, 2012 at 10:57 PM
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By Anonymous, at January 11, 2013 at 8:23 AM
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By Anonymous, at May 27, 2014 at 9:06 AM
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By Anonymous, at July 19, 2014 at 4:45 PM
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By Anonymous, at August 17, 2014 at 6:16 AM
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By Anonymous, at August 17, 2014 at 6:16 AM
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